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queefilicious:

What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one

(Source: susemoji, via gnarly)


1 day ago // 191,254 notes

boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

(Source: kanyewestniall, via rosefenzi)


1 day ago // 595,992 notes

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

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wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

(via marteezels)


1 day ago // 140,282 notes

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


1 day ago // 172,801 notes

americanwhorestoryyy:

americanwhorestoryyy:

americanwhorestoryyy:

americanwhorestoryyy:

im ugly

no ur not

shit that was smooth as fuck

everyone in this website is getting so smooth omg O _ O

(via gnarly)


1 day ago // 142,883 notes
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